LISTEN: THE SAVAGE SACKTAP – BEWARE THE CRAIGSLIST CROSSDRESSER
Ya hear about the guy down in Florida who was posing as a woman while tricking blindfolded dudes into having gay sex on camera? We’ll delve into all of that. Plus reflecting on the start of my Marine Corps career down in Quantico, nuts to butts showers, Trump’s mushroom tip, committing buggery with Bert and Ernie, and committing hate crimes with Thomas The Tank Engine. It’s all here in the latest episode of The Savage Sacktap.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – Teens From An Italian Restaurant
It’s a bad week to be named Robert K, but it’s a great week to be a fan of the Savage Sacktap — all three or four of you. Our hero has returned from Florida with tales of barely legal teens with massive heaving breasts, fertile meth addicts, and New York strip steaks; and that was all from just one restaurant. More tales from my trip to Mets spring training plus rubbin n’ tuggin with Bob Kraft, more meth, and a visit from King Kong in this episode of the Savage Sacktap.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – Gagging Grandma
Kicking things off with a terrifying dive into the world of granny porn, where did I find it and why? And how does one get involved in producing granny porn to begin with? Then it’s on to a small town where parents hate the troops, and the skeletons in John Wayne’s closet — err coffin, before taking a look and a laugh at the Jussie Smollett case.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – BlackFace The Nation
It’s 2019 and times they are a changin’…Seems like just yesterday we were on the warpath to take down celebrity sex offenders and find justice for all the womyn of the world. But it’s a new year, and #MeToo is out and blackface is in! Taking a look at the rash of high profile caucasian with egg errr shoe polish on their faces, plus; our annual bashing of Galentine’s Day, a BBW feasts on watermelon, and a ‘journalist’ sheds tears over FAKE NEWS!!!
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – #FuckFuckJerry
Comedians are waging war on Fuck Jerry, who is he, and why does everyone hate him so much? Allow me to explain. But first, a wimpy cuck achieves racial harmony through an act of bi-curious deviance. Liam Neeson is not to be trifled with, and it was a little cold out last week — who cares? It’s February, it’s supposed to be cold! Then it’s on to something people care even less about; Maroon 5.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – Cold As Ice
Several UN delegates and some guys from the gym are on a mission to bang your girl. Mike tries to melt the ice inside his soul with some hacky ethnic impersonations, but gets distracted because chicks on Twitter think Ted Bundy is sexy — he’s not, nobody from the 70s was. Then it’s time for a chat about coal mining, blackface, and racist restaurateurs, and as time winds down Mike realizes that he’s got a pretty good shot at banging Roger Stone’s wife.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – I Spit Hot Fyre
Fyre, Fyre, Fyre, I can’t stop watching Fyre documentaries…all two of them. Breaking down the rise and fall of Ja Rule and Billy McFarland’s failed dream to make the world’s biggest music festival a reality (complete with influencers, hog swimming, and Blink 182!). Then we’re putting on our MAGA hats and staring down the haters. Taking a look at the viral video that made grownups ask, is it okay to punch a teenager in the face? And, can I ruin someone’s life over a 2 minute video, and feel okay about it?
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – Shave Inches Off Your Manhood With Gillette
Gillette, the best a man can get! Or something. Anyway, a shaving cream company wants to tell you how to be a man, and a bunch of guys got their Jimmies rustled over it. Something about toxic masculinity I think. I’m not too bothered, I just think it’s a little silly is all. Discussing that, reminiscing over R Kelly’s greatest hits, a look at the wide world of gay sex, and more in this episode of the Savage Sacktap!
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – She Can Dance If She Wants To
Dancing queen Alexandira Ocasio Cortez foxtrotted her way into congress last week. She may be confident enough to do the macarena on social media, but is she competent enough to hold office? Doubtful. The #MeToo movement consumes one of its own in India, and Kevin Hart is just like soooo over hosting the Oscars. All that and fellatio in the latest episode of the Savage Sacktap.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – New Year New You
Please excuse the pops, I’m getting used to a new microphone…if you can survive the amateurish production quality we’ve got quite a show in store for you. Teen twinks are getting groped by A-list actors (Spacey Video), and Louis CK continues to kill. All that plus a fond farewell to Bob Einstein — AKA the Funk Man.
LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – A Very Savage Christmas
Well not everyone’s dreaming of a white Christmas, the protestors are out in force and they want Santa to step down from his magical sleigh…and make room for a LatinX Transwoman…or something. Mike is trying to stave off the onset of seasonal affective disorder while Joey fills the room with bagel farts, and Jackie continues to serve as a disgrace to the female gender. All that plus fun with Christmas carols, a glimpse at Christmas with Jefferson Davis, and our season’s wish for the world.