(From the Article) A pervy Wall Street brah was photographed humping the new statue of a little girl, meant to signify women’s empowerment in the financial sector.
The troubling scene was captured Thursday night by Alexis Kaloyanides, a 34-year-old architectural designer from Queens, who was visiting the piece of public art called “Fearless Girl” – directly across the way from the iconic Charging Bull statue in Lower Manhattan.
“It was a beautiful night … there were about 15 or 20 people there,” Kaloyanides told “Inside Edition.”
“There were people there talking about empowering children and women and for them to have this 20-something showing his entitlement, defiling the statute.”
Humping a statue because you’re drunk and you think it will make your buddies laugh, makes perfect sense to me. What I don’t get is; who the fuck spends their Saturday night hanging out in the Financial District having a discussion about empowering women and children? Get a life nerds.
I can just imagine the kind of snooty Brooklyn douche bags who were offended by this too — they’re the assholes who cried actual tears after Orange Donald won the election, and said things like ‘voting for Donald Trump is an act of violence against women’ and blah, blah, blah SHUT UP!
Seriously, did a drunk finance bro jokingly humping a bunch of statues after happy hour, really warrant a call to the New York fucking Post? I thought you guys were supposed to be fearless…isn’t that the name of the statue? The ‘Fearless Girl.’ Wouldn’t fearlessness entail the ability to be able to see a drunk dude hump a statue of a complete stranger without getting your panties all twisted?
And while we’re on the subject. The word fearless has got to go. It’s up there with fierce, and bad ass, and everything else that’s meant to ’empower’ women, but just comes off sounding patronizing and overreaching.
Let me tell you jabronis something. If you are living in America in the year 2017, and were able to take off of work for this absurd #DayWithoutAWoman, then you’re already empowered. If you aren’t subject to honor killings, clitoral circumcision, or made to wear a hijab and leave the house only in the company of a male escort, then you are already empowered. Christ fuck, the originator of this complaint was an architectural designer from Queens. You have a good job in the most important city on the planet, you have achieved full empowerment, it’s no longer our fault if your social or professional trajectory begins to stall.
This broad must be a fuckin peach to have around the workplace. Probably the type who constantly complains that the air conditioning is sexist, refers to history as ‘HER-story’ and annoys the shit out of everyone, so she keeps missing out on promotions and never gets invited out to get beers after work. I got news for ya toots, you’re not stuck in a boys club, you’re just an insufferable cunt who annoys everyone with constant social justice bellyaching.
Empowerment? That’s your answer? That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over Ms. Kaloyanides! Condolonces! The feminazis lost! My advice to you is to do what your mother did! Eat a dick, ma’m. The feminazis will always lose, do you hear me? The feminazis will always lose!