Ya’ll bitches know what day it is! 420 baby…well it’s always 420 around here, but that’s neither here nor there. There is mucho to discusso. I woke up this morning to find that women have been sexually harassed at Coachella. Shocking news really, I for one can’t fathom the idea of a person at a music festival crossing the line in terms of sexual behavior. Who would ever have thought that in an environment packed with people, using mind altering drugs, drinking, listening to hours and hours of loud music, out in the sunshine, while the nation’s most beautiful and scantily clad traipse about, that there might be a problem with sexual misconduct. It’s beyond comprehension.

Also beyond comprehension is why anyone would find it acceptable to ask Michelle Pfeiffer about her weight. Everyone knows it’s unacceptable to ask a woman about her weight. But if women are supposed to be equal now, and we can ask men about their weight, doesn’t that mean we should be able to ask women about their weight? Confusing as fuck.

And of course I’ll lay out my thoughts on legal marijuana. I know it’s coming, you know it’s coming, so why the fuck is it taking so long?

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