Mike’s sciatica is acting up, but that’s okay because he’s a warrior and he’s toughing it out to bring you a hot juicy podcast. We’re talking dirty movies with Bollywood endings, singers with stupid face tattoos, Motley Crue in the age of #MeToo, Mark Duplass, Ben Shapiro, James Gunn, and more. Plus the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on TV.
I’m a little stoned, very hungry, and very sleepy, so there’s a chance I might forget what this episode is supposed to be about. I think I talked about the second civil war, Scarlett Johansson, angry feminists, legal rub’n’tugs, and a whole lot more, but I’m not sure. I guess you’ll have to download and listen to find out.
There were so many weirdos on the train this week! I saw a cherubish couple who were either into incest, or just frighteningly similar looking, plus some effeminate teenagers, a dude who looked like he had been locked in a closet doing blow all weekend, and I farted everywhere…I mean EVERYWHERE. All that plus bloggers vs Seinfeld and the Simpsons, more on #JusticeForJunior, the Cuban mafia in Union City, and Trudeau pulled a Trump but Billy Bush was nowhere in sight.
USA all day everyday, ya heard me? Mike gives a shoutout to the men who risked their lives to found this great nation. After that I’m crackin on futbol…I mean soccer, explaining what #JusticeForJunior is all about, explaining why XXXtentacion wasn’t a good guy, checking out the president’s chat with Stuttering John, and much more.