Dancing queen Alexandira Ocasio Cortez foxtrotted her way into congress last week. She may be confident enough to do the macarena on social media, but is she competent enough to hold office? Doubtful. The #MeToo movement consumes one of its own in India, and Kevin Hart is just like soooo over hosting the Oscars. All that and fellatio in the latest episode of the Savage Sacktap.