LISTEN: The Savage Sacktap – Cold As Ice

Several UN delegates and some guys from the gym are on a mission to bang your girl. Mike tries to melt the ice inside his soul with some hacky ethnic impersonations, but gets distracted because chicks on Twitter think Ted Bundy is sexy — he’s not, nobody from the 70s was. Then it’s time for a chat about coal mining, blackface, and racist restaurateurs, and as time winds down Mike realizes that he’s got a pretty good shot at banging Roger Stone’s wife.