Mike – Creator, Host of The Savage Sacktap, Co-Host of The Savage Hour, Only One With A Bio On This Website
Mike created The Savage Crew in the spring of 2013, a full three years before every asshole on the internet decided to use the word savage to describe anything and everything. The page was conceived out of a marriage between his love for all things media and his hate for everyone on his Facebook newsfeed.
Likes: Teaching children about Slender Man, spread offenses, online high-def adult cinema, hoisting heavy pieces of metal, casual substance abuse, dogs, the New York Mets, the Dallas football Cowboys, reading, standup comedy, podcasts, all things 420.
Dislikes: Millennials, opinionated college students, open-letters featured on Huffington Post, Social Justice Warriors, everyone else on the PATH train, interacting with other human beings, white wine, Mashable, Buzzfeed, Elite Daily, anything involving Lena Dunham, Al Sharpton, country music made after 2009, The Parker House, Friends, people who watch Friends, people who post videos of their friends watching Game of Thrones, Top 40 radio, Yelp reviewers, everyone, people voting for Hillary Clinton “because it’s time for a woman president,” soccer, people who don’t watch soccer but then start watching soccer during the World Cup and then stop watching soccer after the World Cup, people who try to remind you that soccer is the most popular sport in the world, dubstep, the sound of children singing, condoms, The Big Bang Theory, women in the infantry, the new Ghostbusters, Rebel Wilson, the Dave Matthews Band, fans of the Dave Mathews Band, most of the people who live in Hoboken, angry veterans, third wave feminism, Macklemore, people who are inspired by Macklemore’s music, people who use the phrase “Just sayin” on social media, the regressive left…
Facebook: The Savage Crew