Twas a couple nights before Thanksgiving and all through the house, Mike could hear his upstairs neighbor givin his old lady that viagra dick…Then it’s time to give thanks, apologize on behalf of all men who have held down women in STEM, and a primer on starting fights at the Thanksgiving dinner table. We’re talkin turkey in the latest episode of the Savage Sacktap!
When life hands you lemons, call up two friends and throw a party! If you know what that means, then you what I’m talkin about, if not then open a fresh browser window and do a Google image search for ‘Lemon Party’ — I’ll wait. Anyway, 2018 has been the shittiest year on record for your’s truly, so I decided to podcast about it. Tune in to hear me blow off some steam about getting repeatedly kicked in the balls, then we’ll talk Victoria’s Secret, fatties, trannies, and the War on Christmas.
In April of 2008, two young Marines laid down their lives to save their brothers from a 2,000 lbs truck bomb. When General John Kelly arrived on the scene to see for himself what had happened, an emotional Iraqi police officer told him, “”Sir, in the name of God no sane man would have stood there and done what they did.” This week’s episode of the Savage Sacktap is a tribute to the heroism of Cpl. Jonathan Yale and LCpl Jordan Haerter, told by a Marine whose life they saved. Semper Fi
It’s that time of year again; leaves crunch under foot, candy corns induce sugar fueled nausea, and social justice unleash hysteria over people trying to have a good time — that’s right it’s Halloween!!! We’re back with another Spooktacular Halloween show featuring rants about feminuts, a special history lesson, poetry, and a couple of heart to heart convos at our annual Halloween bash!
Liz Warren thought she’d pulled the Trump card, instead she wound up getting scalped by the internet. The Donald had some choice words for Stormy Daniels. Then I go off about bad behavior at work buffets, kids who don’t deserve fine Italian dining, a gastrointestinal disaster, and shame on the Maryland comptroller’s office for besmirching the good name of Natural Light.
Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Godfather, the Sopranos — you love the movies and TV shows about thick necked Italians cruisin around in Caddies with their concubines while stacking up cash and bodies. Like any other proud Italian American, I love em too. So I went in search of someone who could tell me the stories behind the stories — enter Matty Cummings. Matty is a performer, tour guide, and history buff with New York City Gangster Tours and City Walks NY. He has a wealth of knowledge surrounding organized crime in New York and gave me a killer overview of city’s most infamous hit men, bosses, and racketeers. Don’t miss it!
Muhlenberg was far from the bomb, but there was an explosion near campus last week, prompting Mike to sort through some foggy memories of college, as he wonders when he’ll be famous enough to get Kavanaughed. Then it’s on to crossdressing cat fights, Trump says hello to Mr. Kurd, and a controversy over women serving in the infantry. Get it while it’s still warm — a fresh episode of The Savage Sacktap is ready for your listening displeasure.
Ya hear about the guy down in Florida who was posing as a woman while tricking blindfolded dudes into having gay sex on camera? We’ll delve into all of that. Plus reflecting on the start of my Marine Corps career down in Quantico, nuts to butts showers, Trump’s mushroom tip, committing buggery with Bert and Ernie, and committing hate crimes with Thomas The Tank Engine. It’s all here in the latest episode of The Savage Sacktap.
The Beatles revolutionized music by becoming the first band to masturbate together, can’t blame em though that Brigit Bardot was somethin else. Plenty to discuss in this Sacktap, so much that I had to save some of it for next time. But I did manage to touch on some terrible people I met at a Mets game, semen scented laundry, 9/11, people watching at San Gennaro, great wedding raw bar, and a wild night out at Hub in Hoboken.
Dan Frigolette is a nationally touring comedian with credits that include HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, the Wendy Williams Show, and the Artie Lange Show. He’s the host of the podcast Porn Stars Are People, the executive producer of the Hoboken Comedy Festival and an all around interesting dude. We had a lovely little chat about the personalities behind the porn the you watch while punishing your pecker, the #MeToo movement, Michael Moore (his waistline and political views), suicide, and much more. Check it out, and check out the Hoboken Comedy Festival (Sept 24-30, 2018).