Summer is unofficially over and we can all agree that is SAD! VERY SAD! Mike shares the tale of his miserable journey home from the shore, then we cut to the feeling — errr cut to the retards and the very sexy Ms Kim Jong Poon for a special, very silly edition of The Savage Sacktap. Download today, you’re sure to regret it!
There are only three certainties in life — death, taxes, and Twitter users who are more than happy to blame straight white males for anything and everything. New York City comedian Louie Bee calls the show and fills us in some behind the scenes drama lurking in the Brooklyn comedy scene before getting yelled at by his landlord for hurling too many ethnic slurs. You’ll get the usual weekend recap, another idiot drinking out of the bathroom sink, and a special look at a bit that was made for radio, but wound up in podcast instead.
The Taffer Tapes have surfaced…well they were never hidden, but I now have the best part chopped down to an MP3 file. Listen and you’ll hear Jon call me a wiseass during a live radio segment. After that a quick look at society’s latest stupidity — idiots having loud cell convos and people who don’t know about Waco…and then, was Abe Lincoln gay? Maybe! It’s all here in the latest episode of the Savage Sacktap!
Recapping my Barstool Idol week bust; what went wrong, what went right, and what’s next for the Savage Sacktap. I went undercover for a few hours with finance douches on a bus ride to Long Beach Island — I still don’t understand why they wear those stupid ass vests. Then it’s time to take a dump before paying homage to the home computer of the late 90s and early 00s. It’s all here in the latest episode of The Savage Sacktap.
What’s a slick leg and why should I avoid giving one in prison…or anywhere really. Mike wants people to stop acting like weirdos with other people’s kids and to pull their stupid faces out of their stupid phones. We’re dissecting the Sarah Joeng and Alex Jones situations, then taking a look at the NFL’s first male cheerleaders. It’s all coming up in this episode of the Savage Sacktap!
Back to school time is right around the corner, so Mike’s watchin Animal House and servin it to the haters. Recapping a weekend of sun, sand, booze, blow, and big meaty hogs. Then I’ll tell ya all about my mission to find a toilet worth takin for a spin on Monday morning. All that plus dudes in tri-corner hats tryin to bone, #NationalInternDay, and of course Turban Man!
Mike’s sciatica is acting up, but that’s okay because he’s a warrior and he’s toughing it out to bring you a hot juicy podcast. We’re talking dirty movies with Bollywood endings, singers with stupid face tattoos, Motley Crue in the age of #MeToo, Mark Duplass, Ben Shapiro, James Gunn, and more. Plus the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on TV.
I’m a little stoned, very hungry, and very sleepy, so there’s a chance I might forget what this episode is supposed to be about. I think I talked about the second civil war, Scarlett Johansson, angry feminists, legal rub’n’tugs, and a whole lot more, but I’m not sure. I guess you’ll have to download and listen to find out.
There were so many weirdos on the train this week! I saw a cherubish couple who were either into incest, or just frighteningly similar looking, plus some effeminate teenagers, a dude who looked like he had been locked in a closet doing blow all weekend, and I farted everywhere…I mean EVERYWHERE. All that plus bloggers vs Seinfeld and the Simpsons, more on #JusticeForJunior, the Cuban mafia in Union City, and Trudeau pulled a Trump but Billy Bush was nowhere in sight.
USA all day everyday, ya heard me? Mike gives a shoutout to the men who risked their lives to found this great nation. After that I’m crackin on futbol…I mean soccer, explaining what #JusticeForJunior is all about, explaining why XXXtentacion wasn’t a good guy, checking out the president’s chat with Stuttering John, and much more.