Glen Rock N’ Troll

So if you’ve ever listened to my podcast The Savage Sacktap, then you’ve certainly heard of my home town Glen Rock. What was once an upper middle class utopia, oft described as a ‘football town with a drinking problem’ has turned into a pit of white liberal guilt, helicopter parenting, and easily bruised feelings.

There was a time when teens in the rock could get away with a laundry list of infractions including blowing up aerosol cans, stealing elements from the chemistry lab to build small explosive devices, throwing slurpees at pedestrians, shooting up the town with paintball guns, and littering the main drag — Rock Road — with stale bagels without ruffling so much as a feather.

But times have changed.

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Now, I think it’s a stretch to say they ‘destroyed’ the chairs. It’s pretty clear from this picture that the chairs were re-arranged (after they had already been put to their intended use BTW). I’m sure whoever did it did have a good time, but I’m not sure why their families would even give a shit. Either way I doubt they’ll be coming back to clean up.

Obviously, I had to have a little fun.

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It seems my playful jab touched a nerve…

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Eventually these idiots started to catch on…

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Get this broad a gig with the local detective bureau, she absolutely nailed !

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Christ that was a lot of fun. These idiots are usually in an uproar over something at least once every week or so, which means I will of course continue to troll — might even photoshop another one of these bad boys to see if I can get a little ruckus started before the weekend.

Keep your eyes locked to www.facebook.com/thesavagecrew for the next one!

The Savage Sacktap – Womp Womp

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The border, the kids, and Trump, it’s all anyone was talking about this week…well that and soccer.

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I’m digging through the vitriol, getting on my soap box and telling you what to think about Seth Rogen, Paul Ryan, the World Cup, city ordinances, and lesbian photo shoots.

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The Savage Sacktap – Straight White Males

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Chris Hardwick, Ed Werder, even Albert Einstein — the straight white males are under attack! So what do we do? We fight back! With podcasts!

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Join me as I break down the week’s controversies, script out scenes for a very naughty summertime blockbuster, and explain why maybe it’s not so okay to hate men. All that and some delightful dirty jokes in this episode of The Savage Sacktap.

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Apparently Albert Einstein Was A Racist

Albert Einstein was a racist, according to people on the internet. But I wasn’t so sure. I looked at the claims of racism against Mr. E=MC2 and came to a slightly different conclusion. It seems the smartest man in the world, just wasn’t a fan of sidewalk defecation and overcrowded train cars, whoda thunk it?

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The Savage Sacktap – Back In The Sacktap Groove

What have we here? Looks like a fresh episode of the Savage Sacktap! Download to hear me dish on Roseanne, Anthony Bourdain, Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and the dude who hung a ‘no gays allowed’ sign outside his hardware store.

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Chick-Fil-A Vs The Gays

Everyone’s mad at Twitter’s Jack Dorsey for eating Chick-Fil-A. Apparently it’s wrong to support Christian businesses during gay pride month. Look I think it’s weird that a chicken restaurant would alienate a market segment that feasts on cock, but then again I’m not in the biz. Peep the video above for insight on the clucking controversy that has gay twitter crying fowl!

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Political Sex Scandal Pot Pourri – Florida Rep Bob Allen

Hey, ya hear the one about the state rep from Florida who offered $20 to an undercover cop for the privilege of sucking his dick?

 

Who was that again? Oh that’s right, it was good ol’ Bob Allen. It’s an oldie but a goodie –checkout the video to hear all about Bob’s wild night in a park bathroom. He claims he was intimidated and feared for his life, and like every true survivor knows, when you’re backs against the wall, sometimes the only way out is cash and a blow job.

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The Savage Sacktap – Thunder From Down Under

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Mugzy calls in all the way from down under in Australia. We shot the bull about Trump, Aussie slang, scary spiders, hip hop music, smartphones, political correctness and much more. In addition to being a cool ass dude, Mugzy is also an actor and a hip hop artist. He filled me in on his more recent projects and we’ve got some tasty links for you to checkout so you can download his tunes.

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A Supreme Gentleman

So it looks like the nut job who ran over that crowd in Toronto was a men’s rights terrorist — probably not a good optic for us dick swingers.

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I drew a shit straw from the insult jar this morning, but be sure to check it out anyway. I’ll be laying out the basics of the men’s right movement, explaining names like Chad and Stacey, explain why some dudes lash out, and propose a solution to the perpetual threat to society known as the straight, white, male.

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The Thought Police Strike Again

 

Shania Twain had to apologize for saying would have voted for Trump, and the Brits slapped Count Dankula with a fine for filming his girlfriend’s dog doing a Nazi salute.

It was a shitty few days for free speech. Country star Twain got bullied into recanting and apologizing for saying something that half the country agreed with. No wonder they call them the silent majority — Trump voters can’t get a word in edgewise…unless it’s election day that is.

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The Brits took a whack at free speech — Bloody wankers, how dare they! Jests and japes aside, it’s disconcerting that a “liberal” western government would punish someone over a joke video posted on the internet, but that’s exactly what happened. Count Dankula was fined for hate speech — idiots cheered, while the level-headed among us asked ‘who gets to determine what counts as hate speech?’ The British courts apparently. I call shenanigans.

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We’re looking at that and more from the world of online outrage in this edition of Sacktap Live.

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