Back to school time is right around the corner, so Mike’s watchin Animal House and servin it to the haters. Recapping a weekend of sun, sand, booze, blow, and big meaty hogs. Then I’ll tell ya all about my mission to find a toilet worth takin for a spin on Monday morning. All that plus dudes in tri-corner hats tryin to bone, #NationalInternDay, and of course Turban Man!
There were so many weirdos on the train this week! I saw a cherubish couple who were either into incest, or just frighteningly similar looking, plus some effeminate teenagers, a dude who looked like he had been locked in a closet doing blow all weekend, and I farted everywhere…I mean EVERYWHERE. All that plus bloggers vs Seinfeld and the Simpsons, more on #JusticeForJunior, the Cuban mafia in Union City, and Trudeau pulled a Trump but Billy Bush was nowhere in sight.