Don’t get buttfucked by a horse, that’s the big takeaway from this one. I’ll explain why equine sodomy is a sucker’s bet and how you can avoid having your colon ripped apart by Secretariat. Then it’s time to take a look at political perversion through the decades. From Jefferson to Clinton and beyond, American political figures have always been tremendous perverts. After having fun at our lusty lawmakers’ expense Mike asks the question that everyone has been afraid to — why the hell did the gays fight so hard to get married? They had it made in the shade. No kids, no divorce, no alimony, no nothing. Just anal, good buddies, and brunch. Silly.
Aaaaand we’re back with a fresh Sacktap. There’s plenty to talk about this week including:
-The story of man who got blown by 5 Fillipino hookers, while their friend stole his debit card.
– Pondering the proper response to the weirdo in the locker room eating a banana and giggling 2 feet away from my bare ass.
– A boy was murdered when he found out that his dad likes to wear diapers, put on women’s makeup, and eat his own shit…yes you read that correctly.
– Taking aim at the bullshit that is ‘National Intern Day’
– And bidding a fond farewell to our man, The Mooch
All that and more in this episode of The Savage Sacktap