Zuckerberg Gets Grilled On Capitol Hill Day 2

The stupidity continues, yesterday was day two of the congressional clusterfuck surrounding social media, and if it wasn’t abundantly clear already, none of our lawmakers know a thing about the internet. The biggest point that they seem to be missing is that signing up for Facebook is completely optional. By the way they were talking about it you’d think people were lined up at gunpoint, and marched to massive data processing centers and forced to turn over all of their information to a bunch of guys in suits with slicked back hair, who smoked big cigars lit with $100 bills, while laughing in everyone’s face. The reality of the situation is a lot less hilarious…maybe; a bunch of idiots willingly handed over their information so they could take stupid quizzes like ‘Which Friends Cast Member Are You?’ or ‘Which Venereal Disease Best Represents Your Personality?”

But if you thought our lawmakers were the biggest doufuses on the planet, think again. There are some in England calling for…get this shit…knife control! Apparently in tightly gun controlled London, stabbings have been on the rise. Oh go figure, the gun nuts were right. Take away one instrument and the violent will pick up another. Won’t be long before school-knifings become and epidemic over there. Home economics classes will be cancelled and school cafeterias will be restricted to all-soup menus. When will parliament do something?!? The op-eds will cry.

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The Savage Sacktap – He Is Risen (The Hiatus Is Over)

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Sacktap’s back, back gain…tell yo friends. After a brief six week hiatus the Savage Sacktap is back.

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I’ll explain where I went and what I was doing, and use it as a shameless opportunity to plug a new social media project I’m working on.

Conor McGregor’s Barclays Center brouhaha is on the docket, so is fat shaming, homework anxiety, rude motherfuckers, bathroom behavior and more.

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The Savage Sacktap – People Who Celebrate Galentine’s Day Are Stupid

 

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Part of this episode is about how stupid the new fangled tradition of ‘Galentine’s Day’ is. Then I wax intellectual about Food Allergy Shaming, Peter Rabbit, ISIS using peanut oil to attack elementary schools, and using porn to empower women. Stick around long enough and you’ll hear Gary call in to talk about a woman who caught her boyfriend sending dirty dirty messages to horny dudes in a gay chat room, followed by a clip from my latest piece of work for The Goonery regarding the Aziz Ansari kerfuffle.

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It’s all here in this episode of The Savage Sacktap!

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The Savage Sacktap – Talkin Sports With The Guys

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The Eggles have finally won themselves a Super Bowl.

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Mike pontificates on shitty commercials, pre-historic incest, Indian orgies, sidewalk rage, opens a school for bullies.

Dave from the Bench Mob calls in and we got to talkin about Colin Kaepernick, Cardi B, PEDs, the Patriots, the Baseball Hall of Fame, Chief Wahoo, and much much more.

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The Savage Sacktap – They Rapin Everybody Out Here II

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Sexual misconduct be running wild in these streets. Joey Lowsquats aka JT the Twink is back.

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Mike and Joey rehash their holiday shenanigans complete with a degenerate who skipped part of Christmas Eve dinner to watch the 4 p.m. game, drugs done next to a dumpster, and a walk to the  Nabisco factory.

They carve out some time to breakdown KFC Gate, then delve into the latest revelations in the sexual misconduct scandal that’s been ravaging D.C. Hollywood, and the media.

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The Savage Sacktap – Halloween Spooktacular II

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Cultural appropriation, child molestation, an impromptu grindr date, and visit from a very bawdy scarecrow are on the devil’s docket for our Halloween Spooktacular.

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Mike started podcasting about the Halloweens of his youth, but was interrupted by a cast of eccentric trick-or-treaters. Along the way, he explained why apples and pennies are the shittiest things you can hand out on Halloween, ripped into parents for ruining the holiday with ‘trunk or treat’ and taught us all an important lesson about racial sensitivity…he also got his dick grabbed by a weirdo.

Scoop up some skittles and check it out.

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