Don’t get buttfucked by a horse, that’s the big takeaway from this one. I’ll explain why equine sodomy is a sucker’s bet and how you can avoid having your colon ripped apart by Secretariat. Then it’s time to take a look at political perversion through the decades. From Jefferson to Clinton and beyond, American political figures have always been tremendous perverts. After having fun at our lusty lawmakers’ expense Mike asks the question that everyone has been afraid to — why the hell did the gays fight so hard to get married? They had it made in the shade. No kids, no divorce, no alimony, no nothing. Just anal, good buddies, and brunch. Silly.
After a summer long hiatus Mike is back in business. After pondering the great mysteries of the universe including; did Jesus Christ ever suck a dick? And what it would be like to jerk off to Kim Davis doing interracial lesbian porn? We take a look at the future of The Savage Crew and discuss plans for world domination.