So Anyway, Barbara Bush Is Dead…

Barbara Bush died last night. I didn’t give it much thought at first, just poured a little notional Smirnoff Ice out for her, but now that I think of it, it’s like a piece of my childhood is dying too. George Bush is the first president I can consciously remember, errgo Bar is the first First Lady I can consciously remember…and Saddam, and ‘this aggression will not stand’, and all the stuff we used to love in the good ol’ 1990s. Where oh where does the time go? Now it’s 2018, and we have 50 genders, and straight white males have be replaced by pansexual gender fluid LatinXs…which if you don’t believe me, is totally a real thing according to some people.

Anyway, everyone’s losing their fuckin mind, so grab your balls, or pussy, or whatever the surgeon created when he flipped your shit inside out and checkout this morning’s Sacktap Live!

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The Savage Sacktap – Talkin Turkey

Tim Whatley didn’t invite me to his Thanksgiving Eve party so I’m stuck at home podcasting. It’s an impromptu turkey talk, featuring a surprise special guest.

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I’ll share tales of the glories of Thanksgiving’s long long ago, like my fleeting romance with a Chinese restauranteur and a band of Fillipino hookers, digging through appetizers in my parents’ basement, putting Girl Scouts in their place, and putting the kibosh on ‘Friendsgiving.’

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The Savage Sacktap – Liberal Cannibalism And PC Silliness

Sup sluts; we’ve got an all new episode of the Savage Sacktap for your listening misery.

 

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In this episode you can hear Mike:

– Recap his Memorial Day Weekend, and pontificate on the finer points of getting laid at the Jersey Shore.

-Question the shit out of the most questionable birthday gift he’s ever received.

-Help a sushi chef get penis enlargement surgery.

-Defend Tiger Woods as a pill, bottle, and pussy popping emissary for the game of golf.

-Breakdown the controversy surrounding Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, and that wonderful thing we call free speech.

-Address listener concerns regarding the behavior of naked men in the gym locker room.

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