There were so many weirdos on the train this week! I saw a cherubish couple who were either into incest, or just frighteningly similar looking, plus some effeminate teenagers, a dude who looked like he had been locked in a closet doing blow all weekend, and I farted everywhere…I mean EVERYWHERE. All that plus bloggers vs Seinfeld and the Simpsons, more on #JusticeForJunior, the Cuban mafia in Union City, and Trudeau pulled a Trump but Billy Bush was nowhere in sight.
USA all day everyday, ya heard me? Mike gives a shoutout to the men who risked their lives to found this great nation. After that I’m crackin on futbol…I mean soccer, explaining what #JusticeForJunior is all about, explaining why XXXtentacion wasn’t a good guy, checking out the president’s chat with Stuttering John, and much more.