Political Sex Scandal Pot Pourri – Deviance Through The Decades

Don’t get buttfucked by a horse, that’s the big takeaway from this one. I’ll explain why equine sodomy is a sucker’s bet and how you can avoid having your colon ripped apart by Secretariat. Then it’s time to take a look at political perversion through the decades. From Jefferson to Clinton and beyond, American political figures have always been tremendous perverts. After having fun at our lusty lawmakers’ expense Mike asks the question that everyone has been afraid to — why the hell did the gays fight so hard to get married? They had it made in the shade. No kids, no divorce, no alimony, no nothing. Just anal, good buddies, and brunch. Silly.

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Don’t Get Kidnapped By A Fake Uber Driver

Apparently there are people out there getting kidnapped by fake Uber drivers. The situation has become so dire in fact, that The Today Show dedicated an entire segment to not getting kidnapped by a fake Uber driver. But I gotta ask, who are these idiots getting into cars with not-Uber drivers? It doesn’t make sense, you know what the car looks like you know what the driver looks like, you know the god damn license plate number. How are you still getting in the wrong car?

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And of course the brouhaha surrounding Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels has continued in the courts, and in the lamestream media. Do I care? No! Am I going to talk about it? Yes! Check it all out in that there video up top…

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The Savage Sacktap – He Is Risen (The Hiatus Is Over)

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Sacktap’s back, back gain…tell yo friends. After a brief six week hiatus the Savage Sacktap is back.

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I’ll explain where I went and what I was doing, and use it as a shameless opportunity to plug a new social media project I’m working on.

Conor McGregor’s Barclays Center brouhaha is on the docket, so is fat shaming, homework anxiety, rude motherfuckers, bathroom behavior and more.

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The Savage Sacktap – People Who Celebrate Galentine’s Day Are Stupid

 

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Part of this episode is about how stupid the new fangled tradition of ‘Galentine’s Day’ is. Then I wax intellectual about Food Allergy Shaming, Peter Rabbit, ISIS using peanut oil to attack elementary schools, and using porn to empower women. Stick around long enough and you’ll hear Gary call in to talk about a woman who caught her boyfriend sending dirty dirty messages to horny dudes in a gay chat room, followed by a clip from my latest piece of work for The Goonery regarding the Aziz Ansari kerfuffle.

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It’s all here in this episode of The Savage Sacktap!

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The Savage Sacktap – Talkin Sports With The Guys

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The Eggles have finally won themselves a Super Bowl.

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Mike pontificates on shitty commercials, pre-historic incest, Indian orgies, sidewalk rage, opens a school for bullies.

Dave from the Bench Mob calls in and we got to talkin about Colin Kaepernick, Cardi B, PEDs, the Patriots, the Baseball Hall of Fame, Chief Wahoo, and much much more.

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The Savage Sacktap – They Rapin Everybody Out Here II

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Sexual misconduct be running wild in these streets. Joey Lowsquats aka JT the Twink is back.

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Mike and Joey rehash their holiday shenanigans complete with a degenerate who skipped part of Christmas Eve dinner to watch the 4 p.m. game, drugs done next to a dumpster, and a walk to the  Nabisco factory.

They carve out some time to breakdown KFC Gate, then delve into the latest revelations in the sexual misconduct scandal that’s been ravaging D.C. Hollywood, and the media.

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The Savage Sacktap – Halloween Spooktacular II

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Cultural appropriation, child molestation, an impromptu grindr date, and visit from a very bawdy scarecrow are on the devil’s docket for our Halloween Spooktacular.

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Mike started podcasting about the Halloweens of his youth, but was interrupted by a cast of eccentric trick-or-treaters. Along the way, he explained why apples and pennies are the shittiest things you can hand out on Halloween, ripped into parents for ruining the holiday with ‘trunk or treat’ and taught us all an important lesson about racial sensitivity…he also got his dick grabbed by a weirdo.

Scoop up some skittles and check it out.

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