Mugzy calls in all the way from down under in Australia. We shot the bull about Trump, Aussie slang, scary spiders, hip hop music, smartphones, political correctness and much more. In addition to being a cool ass dude, Mugzy is also an actor and a hip hop artist. He filled me in on his more recent projects and we’ve got some tasty links for you to checkout so you can download his tunes.
So it looks like the nut job who ran over that crowd in Toronto was a men’s rights terrorist — probably not a good optic for us dick swingers.
I drew a shit straw from the insult jar this morning, but be sure to check it out anyway. I’ll be laying out the basics of the men’s right movement, explaining names like Chad and Stacey, explain why some dudes lash out, and propose a solution to the perpetual threat to society known as the straight, white, male.
Sean stops by to discuss plans for a new fight club style training club. Just a group of guys getting together a couple times a month to move heavy shit around before burning and feasting upon massive slabs of animal flesh and washing it all down with giant glasses of beer…we may eat a vegetable or two as well.
As is often the case Mike derails the conversation with talk of Philippino hookers, and complaints about everyone he hates at the gym.
For reals though this training group should be getting going in the next couple of months. If you want a way to stay lean and strong while still sippin sodas all summer long, follow the social media links below for updates.
Don’t get buttfucked by a horse, that’s the big takeaway from this one. I’ll explain why equine sodomy is a sucker’s bet and how you can avoid having your colon ripped apart by Secretariat. Then it’s time to take a look at political perversion through the decades. From Jefferson to Clinton and beyond, American political figures have always been tremendous perverts. After having fun at our lusty lawmakers’ expense Mike asks the question that everyone has been afraid to — why the hell did the gays fight so hard to get married? They had it made in the shade. No kids, no divorce, no alimony, no nothing. Just anal, good buddies, and brunch. Silly.
Apparently there are people out there getting kidnapped by fake Uber drivers. The situation has become so dire in fact, that The Today Show dedicated an entire segment to not getting kidnapped by a fake Uber driver. But I gotta ask, who are these idiots getting into cars with not-Uber drivers? It doesn’t make sense, you know what the car looks like you know what the driver looks like, you know the god damn license plate number. How are you still getting in the wrong car?
And of course the brouhaha surrounding Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels has continued in the courts, and in the lamestream media. Do I care? No! Am I going to talk about it? Yes! Check it all out in that there video up top…
Part of this episode is about how stupid the new fangled tradition of ‘Galentine’s Day’ is. Then I wax intellectual about Food Allergy Shaming, Peter Rabbit, ISIS using peanut oil to attack elementary schools, and using porn to empower women. Stick around long enough and you’ll hear Gary call in to talk about a woman who caught her boyfriend sending dirty dirty messages to horny dudes in a gay chat room, followed by a clip from my latest piece of work for The Goonery regarding the Aziz Ansari kerfuffle.