Glen Rock N’ Troll

So if you’ve ever listened to my podcast The Savage Sacktap, then you’ve certainly heard of my home town Glen Rock. What was once an upper middle class utopia, oft described as a ‘football town with a drinking problem’ has turned into a pit of white liberal guilt, helicopter parenting, and easily bruised feelings.

There was a time when teens in the rock could get away with a laundry list of infractions including blowing up aerosol cans, stealing elements from the chemistry lab to build small explosive devices, throwing slurpees at pedestrians, shooting up the town with paintball guns, and littering the main drag — Rock Road — with stale bagels without ruffling so much as a feather.

But times have changed.

FF original

Now, I think it’s a stretch to say they ‘destroyed’ the chairs. It’s pretty clear from this picture that the chairs were re-arranged (after they had already been put to their intended use BTW). I’m sure whoever did it did have a good time, but I’m not sure why their families would even give a shit. Either way I doubt they’ll be coming back to clean up.

Obviously, I had to have a little fun.

FF my original

It seems my playful jab touched a nerve…

FF I dont think that's funnyFF not sarcasm just rudeFF still madFF Nothing funny.pngFF I think its sad

Eventually these idiots started to catch on…

FF is this guy a troll

Get this broad a gig with the local detective bureau, she absolutely nailed !

FF figured it out

Christ that was a lot of fun. These idiots are usually in an uproar over something at least once every week or so, which means I will of course continue to troll — might even photoshop another one of these bad boys to see if I can get a little ruckus started before the weekend.

Keep your eyes locked to for the next one!

The Savage Sacktap – Womp Womp


The border, the kids, and Trump, it’s all anyone was talking about this week…well that and soccer.

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I’m digging through the vitriol, getting on my soap box and telling you what to think about Seth Rogen, Paul Ryan, the World Cup, city ordinances, and lesbian photo shoots.

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The Savage Sacktap – He Is Risen (The Hiatus Is Over)


Sacktap’s back, back gain…tell yo friends. After a brief six week hiatus the Savage Sacktap is back.

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I’ll explain where I went and what I was doing, and use it as a shameless opportunity to plug a new social media project I’m working on.

Conor McGregor’s Barclays Center brouhaha is on the docket, so is fat shaming, homework anxiety, rude motherfuckers, bathroom behavior and more.

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The Savage Sacktap – People Who Celebrate Galentine’s Day Are Stupid



Part of this episode is about how stupid the new fangled tradition of ‘Galentine’s Day’ is. Then I wax intellectual about Food Allergy Shaming, Peter Rabbit, ISIS using peanut oil to attack elementary schools, and using porn to empower women. Stick around long enough and you’ll hear Gary call in to talk about a woman who caught her boyfriend sending dirty dirty messages to horny dudes in a gay chat room, followed by a clip from my latest piece of work for The Goonery regarding the Aziz Ansari kerfuffle.

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It’s all here in this episode of The Savage Sacktap!

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The Savage Sacktap – Talkin Sports With The Guys


The Eggles have finally won themselves a Super Bowl.

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Mike pontificates on shitty commercials, pre-historic incest, Indian orgies, sidewalk rage, opens a school for bullies.

Dave from the Bench Mob calls in and we got to talkin about Colin Kaepernick, Cardi B, PEDs, the Patriots, the Baseball Hall of Fame, Chief Wahoo, and much much more.


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The Savage Sacktap – Toxic Masculinity


Buongiorno ya fucks!

I’m fresh offa di plane from Italy, with a fresca episode of The Savage Sacktap…I call this one ‘Toxic Masculinity.’

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-Discuss the differences between Europe and the U.S.

-Explain my new favorite way to cleanse my anus.

-Breakdown my failed attempt to have sex with a bus full of retards.

-Overcome my anxiety about flying with an Arab in the cockpit.

-Propose a new ‘sexual harassment-friendly’ airline.

-Blast liberal nut jobs for accusing men of toxic masculinity.

-And much, much more.

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