Hey, ya hear the one about the state rep from Florida who offered $20 to an undercover cop for the privilege of sucking his dick?
Who was that again? Oh that’s right, it was good ol’ Bob Allen. It’s an oldie but a goodie –checkout the video to hear all about Bob’s wild night in a park bathroom. He claims he was intimidated and feared for his life, and like every true survivor knows, when you’re backs against the wall, sometimes the only way out is cash and a blow job.
Don’t get buttfucked by a horse, that’s the big takeaway from this one. I’ll explain why equine sodomy is a sucker’s bet and how you can avoid having your colon ripped apart by Secretariat. Then it’s time to take a look at political perversion through the decades. From Jefferson to Clinton and beyond, American political figures have always been tremendous perverts. After having fun at our lusty lawmakers’ expense Mike asks the question that everyone has been afraid to — why the hell did the gays fight so hard to get married? They had it made in the shade. No kids, no divorce, no alimony, no nothing. Just anal, good buddies, and brunch. Silly.
The boys are back in town. Mike and Gary are drinking beers in the living room and talking about all the things threatening our great nation’s children. Things like Human Growth Hormone, Peyton Manning, marijuana, and prostitution. Press play to have a listen then share with your friends.
After a summer long hiatus Mike is back in business. After pondering the great mysteries of the universe including; did Jesus Christ ever suck a dick? And what it would be like to jerk off to Kim Davis doing interracial lesbian porn? We take a look at the future of The Savage Crew and discuss plans for world domination.
The Savage Sacktap is the loyal sidekick to The Savage Hour, the Robin to its Batman, the Milhouse to its Bart, the Sigfried to its Roy — but with slightly less gay sex and no tigers 😦 . In this edition of the Sacktap, Mike waxes intellectual about racist cleaning supplies, bigoted Clorox execs, #BlackTwitter, Ben Affleck, Islamophobia, Andrew Keegan, and shitty Pepsi commercials.