Political Sex Scandal Pot Pourri – Deviance Through The Decades

Don’t get buttfucked by a horse, that’s the big takeaway from this one. I’ll explain why equine sodomy is a sucker’s bet and how you can avoid having your colon ripped apart by Secretariat. Then it’s time to take a look at political perversion through the decades. From Jefferson to Clinton and beyond, American political figures have always been tremendous perverts. After having fun at our lusty lawmakers’ expense Mike asks the question that everyone has been afraid to — why the hell did the gays fight so hard to get married? They had it made in the shade. No kids, no divorce, no alimony, no nothing. Just anal, good buddies, and brunch. Silly.

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The Savage Hour – Think Of The Children

The boys are back in town. Mike and Gary are drinking beers in the living room and talking about all the things threatening our great nation’s children. Things like Human Growth Hormone, Peyton Manning, marijuana, and prostitution. Press play to have a listen then share with your friends.

LISTEN – The Savage Hour – Think Of The Children

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Won’t somebody please think of the children?

The Savage Sacktap – Biblical Blow Jobs

After a summer long hiatus Mike is back in business. After pondering the great mysteries of the universe including; did Jesus Christ ever suck a dick? And what it would be like to jerk off to Kim Davis doing interracial lesbian porn? We take a look at the future of The Savage Crew and discuss plans for world domination.

LISTEN – The Savage Sacktap – Biblical Blow Jobs

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The Savage Sacktap – Racist Cleaning Products, Islamophobia, Shitty Soda Commercials, And Andrew Keegan

The Savage Sacktap is the loyal sidekick to The Savage Hour, the Robin to its Batman, the Milhouse to its Bart, the Sigfried to its Roy — but with slightly less gay sex and no tigers 😦 . In this edition of the Sacktap, Mike waxes intellectual about racist cleaning supplies, bigoted Clorox execs, #BlackTwitter, Ben Affleck, Islamophobia, Andrew Keegan, and shitty Pepsi commercials.

LISTEN – The Savage Sacktap – Racist Cleaning Products, Islamophobia, Shitty Soda Commercials

Andrew Keegan heard we were talking shit and needless to say, he isn't happy.

Andrew Keegan heard we were talking shit and needless to say, he isn’t happy.