Glen Rock N’ Troll

So if you’ve ever listened to my podcast The Savage Sacktap, then you’ve certainly heard of my home town Glen Rock. What was once an upper middle class utopia, oft described as a ‘football town with a drinking problem’ has turned into a pit of white liberal guilt, helicopter parenting, and easily bruised feelings.

There was a time when teens in the rock could get away with a laundry list of infractions including blowing up aerosol cans, stealing elements from the chemistry lab to build small explosive devices, throwing slurpees at pedestrians, shooting up the town with paintball guns, and littering the main drag — Rock Road — with stale bagels without ruffling so much as a feather.

But times have changed.

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Now, I think it’s a stretch to say they ‘destroyed’ the chairs. It’s pretty clear from this picture that the chairs were re-arranged (after they had already been put to their intended use BTW). I’m sure whoever did it did have a good time, but I’m not sure why their families would even give a shit. Either way I doubt they’ll be coming back to clean up.

Obviously, I had to have a little fun.

FF my original

It seems my playful jab touched a nerve…

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Eventually these idiots started to catch on…

FF is this guy a troll

Get this broad a gig with the local detective bureau, she absolutely nailed !

FF figured it out

Christ that was a lot of fun. These idiots are usually in an uproar over something at least once every week or so, which means I will of course continue to troll — might even photoshop another one of these bad boys to see if I can get a little ruckus started before the weekend.

Keep your eyes locked to for the next one!

Chick-Fil-A Vs The Gays

Everyone’s mad at Twitter’s Jack Dorsey for eating Chick-Fil-A. Apparently it’s wrong to support Christian businesses during gay pride month. Look I think it’s weird that a chicken restaurant would alienate a market segment that feasts on cock, but then again I’m not in the biz. Peep the video above for insight on the clucking controversy that has gay twitter crying fowl!

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The Savage Sacktap – Strokin It To The Oldies

It’s an incredibly touching episode of The Savage Sacktap. Mike professes his love for Boogie nights, cocaine, and self pleasure, then has his heart broken by Hugh Hefner. Gary joins us with an update for his quest for love on Craigslist, and we wrap things up with some tunes from The King Of Pop. Give it a listen and share with your friends.

LISTEN – The Savage Sacktap – Strokin It To The Oldies

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In the first ever episode of The Savage Crew’s podcast ‘The Savage Hour’ Mike introduces us to the crew, lays out the crew’s vision, shits on Social Justice Warriors, and explains that Gary is not a child molester.

LISTEN: The Savage Hour – Episode 1 – Meet The Savages